Who wants a mustache ride?

Something tells me I might not be getting much action in the bedroom for the next little while; but I'm proud to report that I've refused to shave the dirty smear on my upper lip that I'm currently calling a mustache for the third week in a row! I'll post a picture asap so you know exactly what people who see me on a daily basis are forced to deal with against their will. Unfortunately my weak friend Jeremy Baker gave in to peer pressure and shaved his mustache on Friday; but as far as I know the rest of the crew is still holding strong. Keep up the good work fellas.